diff --git a/cogs/players.py b/cogs/players.py
index 5fecf34..037a445 100644
--- a/cogs/players.py
+++ b/cogs/players.py
@@ -341,13 +341,19 @@ class Players(commands.Cog):
             elif 'z' in spoiler_text:
                 chance = 'Medium'
             else:
-                d3 = random.randint(1, 3)
-                if d3 == 1:
+                d1000 = random.randint(1, 1000)
+                if d1000 <= 300:
                     chance = 'Low'
-                elif d3 == 2:
+                elif d1000 <= 600:
                     chance = 'Medium'
-                elif d3 == 3:
+                elif d1000 <= 900:
                     chance = 'High'
+                elif d1000 <= 950:
+                    chance = 'Miniscule'
+                elif d1000 <= 980:
+                    chance = 'Throbbing'
+                else:
+                    chance = 'Deez Nuts'
 
             ping_role = get_role(message, 'Deez Watch', self.bot)
             await message.channel.send(f'{ping_role.mention} there is a **{chance}** chance this is a deez nuts joke.')